Josh ([info]spookygerbil) wrote,
@ 2006-12-12 21:05:00
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No sir, cannibalism is not practical.
2 weeks of ramen. 2 weeks now. With a diet of ramen. I really need my paycheck. its been 5 weeks since ive had  a pay check since i left Barnes and Noble, had to wait 2 weeks, joined wells fargo in the middle of the pay period, had to wait 3 weeks for pay. Its brutal. Almost as brutal as walking into a room and kicking a elderly lady in the face.



I like to think she was just sitting there talking about how great her children are, and how she loves them so much, right when Mr.Confidence-walker comes in with his handle bar stache. and kicks her. in the face.



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[info]ashatteredpiece
2006-12-13 04:32 am UTC (link)
fancy pants working at a bank. steal some money for me.


and i feel bad for that poor old lady. even though i giggled.

i have missed reading your crazy posts since i had forgotten all about lj far too many times

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[info]mediocrity__
2006-12-13 04:55 am UTC (link)
eeek thats nuts...i wonder if that really happened to that poor lady??!!
ah!!
ramen noodles and weak liver...hurry to friday.

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[info]spookygerbil
2006-12-14 11:17 pm UTC (link)
tomorrow!!!!

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[info]plainwhitebritt
2006-12-13 08:58 am UTC (link)
i think you and mackenzie should get married right now. like this second. it's just needed. this post made me realize that.

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[info]_watchtheclock
2006-12-13 04:18 pm UTC (link)
if the old lady was being curb checked then maybe i'd agree to this marriage. a kick in the face is nothing, please. that's why i'm no longer allowed to visit my alzheimer patient grandmother in the nursing home. she called me Julie for the last time, motherfucker!

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[info]plainwhitebritt
2006-12-13 11:02 pm UTC (link)
lawlz. i wish you had met my grandmother.

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[info]spookygerbil
2006-12-14 11:19 pm UTC (link)
her and i already have a very very sexual relationship. in fact, thats all we have, and all she'll allow :(

quit playin games with my heart.

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